Apparently there's something called Twerking
- At this year's MTV Music Awards the definite lowlight (because
usually there are no redeeming highlights with the VMAs) was Miley Cyrus
dry humping Robin Thicke and giving fellatio to a foam finger.
Naturally this gave way to episodic fit of pearl clutching and gasping
in shock as Americans asked how in the hell did uber boring mench Alan
Thicke birth such a cool kid..urr..has America gone into the toilet?
Whatever happened to our morals? Will someone please think of the
children?
The answer is America's moral fabric was not shattered because a Disney child star appears to be have become Linda Lovelace. Instead its Occam's Razor that states the simplest answer is usually right one which in this case would be a publicity stunt that didn't work (or did it?)
With the collapse of the commercial radio and MTV no longer programming music, pop stars now need to do more and more outrageous stunts to get their music noticed. The MTV Video Awards have now become a showcase of how pop stars out douchebag themselves to grab attention. But the aforementioned awards should be renamed the YouTube awards, because that's the only place you can find music videos nowadays. If artists were smart they'd abandon MTV in favor of outlets who still program music and show videos like Fuse.
But to digress Miley's advisor is the same dude who ten years earlier convinced Britney Spears to dance onstage with a yellow python. Was it depraved? Yep. Was it shocking? Yep. Did it work in marketing albums? Yep. FYI guess what single is #1 this week? 'Wreckingball' by Miley Cyrus. All of the media concern trolls can consider themselves owned.
Michael Douglas says he got oral cancer... - ..from going downtown on the ladies. Scientists confirmed because HPV which lives in a woman's va jay jay can be transferred to a man's mouth by umm ...well you know. When asked for comment 150 million American men went 'Wait..wha,wha,wha...what!?
We now can confirm what the sound of silence actually sounds like - Brandy Norwood pop star, TV star, and vehicular homicidist was set to stage a massive concert at a 65,000 seat stadium in Cape Town, South Africa. But there was no need for ticket scalpers or camping out the night before tickets went on sale as 40 people...yep 40 (four...zero) showed up. Brandy's PR rep said it was sell out and that many of the fans showed up dressed as yellow seats.
Hey ladies, George Zimmerman is single! - Just for the record if I was on the jury for the Trayvon Martin trial I would have voted Not Guilty for murder BUT Guilty for manslaughter and financially liable to the Martin family. Because while I believe Zimmerman did not intend to kill Martin, he is a knuckle-dragging moron who should be held responsible for his death because didn't listen to directions. And you wonder why Mrs.Zimmerman wants a divorce giving up all that 200 urr 300 urr 350? pounds of man meat.
Charlton Heston only has it partially right about guns themselves don't kill people. Instead idiots with guns often manage to get themselves or other people killed through their careless action. My take on what happened is Zimmerman sees a black kid, assumes he is threat and calls 911. Had he listened to the operator and let police engage Martin none of this tragedy would have happened. Instead Zimmerman engages Martin, starts a fight which he gets the worst of, and in the course of getting his ass whooped shoots Martin. My biggest fear of stand your ground laws is it enables those who think carrying a gun makes them invincible and a license to start looking for trouble. Which doesn't take long because trouble tends to be right around the corner from these people.
White People, LOL - The winner of 2013 Miss America pageant was not the usual Southern debutante with a large set of horse teeth encased in a plastic smile but Nina Davulari an Indian American college student from New York. Statistically speaking whites comprise 66% of the American population and slowly decreasing, so probability dictates there's a 1 in 3 chance of having multi-ethnic beauty queen represent the US. Racists however did not take the news well.
Remember when social media was supposed to create this marketplace of interesting ideas and free thought that would uplift American society to fulfill its lofty goals? Well as Twitter demonstrated that's not happening anytime soon. But what Twitter also shows is that racists sure are dumb.
How the fuck does a foreigner win miss America? She is a Arab! #idiots
— Jake Amick (@jakeamick5) September 16, 2013
And the Arab wins Miss America. Classic.
— POOKIE. (@Granvil_Colt) September 16, 2013
Miss America? You mean Miss 7-11.
— CHEEZ-IT (@JPLman95) September 16, 2013
Sand nigger is up #missamerica
— Chris Black (@ChrisBlack57) September 16, 2013
If you are going to spew vile and vitriol all over the internet at least get your racism straight. Indian is not the same as Arab and Hindu is not the same as Muslim. It would be like calling me a white honkey obscuring the fact I could be a drunken Irishman, angry Scotsman, an English toffee, German sourkraut, or Welsh sheepf**er.
Cats are secretly plotting humanity's demise -
To the untrained eye, cats can sometimes seem like nature's biggest dickheads. I mean they're never excited to see when you get home. You have to come to them not vice versa, and the only want you unless they want something. Well according to British Zoologist John Bradshaw its because cats have only been domesticated for a few thousand years and have not become exclusively vegetarian so they are constantly looking for meat which explains their unexpressive faces and aloofness. Or as the blog Jezebel put more bluntly 'dogs actually get people, whereas cats, for all their purring and biscuit-making, don’t give a fuck about people. They’re cold, calculating predators with visions of offal and bloody meat bits dancing through their heads. Also, since cats can’t taste sweets, they’re pretty much certified evil, a gift of domestic pest control from the bowels of Hell'
Tired of fighting wars over oil? Good news soon humanity will be fighting over something else - Recently the Georgia legislature passed a law asking Congress to move its boundary with Tennessee 1.1 miles to the North giving citing an Colonial era surveying mistake. Obviously Tennessee's governor did not take to kindly to the move seeing this would give Georgia access to the Tennessee River and parts of Chattanooga and threatened to mobilize Nat'l Guard troops to defend it's border. The proposed boundary changes most certainly will never happen, so both states will have to settle their differences as they have the past 100 years in the South through college football.
But it does highlight around the World that the next flashpoints in the coming century will not be over oil but over water. The reason for Georgia's move was they have so badly mismanaged their natural resources that the exploding population of Atlanta and its surrounding suburbs is rapidly exceeding its available water supply. So by getting a foothold on the Tennessee river they would hope divert some of that liquid gold. Which would not bold well for down river communities like Birmingham and Nashville.
To see where a flashpoint could actually explode look halfway across the World to the Aral Sea in the former Soviet Union. At one time the Aral Sea was one of the four largest fresh water lakes in the World (five times the size of Lake Superior). But decades of environmental mismanagement have left just 10% of its original size. Now add 50 million people spread among five former Soviet republics that are so politically unstable it makes a Guns N Roses reunion seem like an Osmond family dinner.
Already two of them Uzbekistan and Krygystan are already quibbling with each other over using the former's use of the Aral Sea for cotton farming. What happens when others Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, and Kalafragalistictan can't agree on the best way to share the last remaining water for their drinking and economic needs?
The Reason why parents should treat their kids well - Following was a real obituary in Reno, NV of Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born 1/4/35 from her surviving children:
Since China instituted the one child policy and preference was given to having boys instead of girls its birth ratio is now 120 boys to 100 girls on average and even more out of whack in rural areas. That translates to China 'missing' 40 to 60 million women which means that same number of men aged 15 to 34 are going to have to get used to finding intimacy from their right hand. How bad is it for strapping young lads in China?
Remember those keg parties back in college when it was just a bunch of dudes mopishly hanging around a ping pong table with only 1 or 2 chicks and they're already taken. That sad scene probably describes the Chinese nightlife scene nowadays. Now some men are literally having to advertise themselves on billboards to potential suitors. This of course has Chinese authorities scared shitless because combined with any increase of unemployment means large group of single men with lots of time on their hands = trouble. This is the stuff revolutions are made of. As Confucius once noted 'When you fuck with the natural way of things, it has a way of fucking with you right back'
George Orwell was only about 29 years off - This summer via whistleblower Edward Snowden the world found out the Nat'l Security Agency (NSA) has the ability to monitor phone calls, e-mails, IM chats, etc. by tapping into the data streams of major telecomm companies which transmit such information.
Initially shock came to most Americans after realizing 'My God you mean the Gov't knows my porn habits, too!?' But seeing as terrorists seem to love gmail and gchat it also seemed like a good way to foil terrorists before they can act. So this leaves most Americans conflicted about whether this is a good idea. Thankfully there is a way for NSA to show at least Congress whether this program really catches terrorists or just an excuse for bored analysts to listen in on some really kinky phone conversations.
And I'll explain......in my next blog post next week....yep I'm a tease.
The answer is America's moral fabric was not shattered because a Disney child star appears to be have become Linda Lovelace. Instead its Occam's Razor that states the simplest answer is usually right one which in this case would be a publicity stunt that didn't work (or did it?)
With the collapse of the commercial radio and MTV no longer programming music, pop stars now need to do more and more outrageous stunts to get their music noticed. The MTV Video Awards have now become a showcase of how pop stars out douchebag themselves to grab attention. But the aforementioned awards should be renamed the YouTube awards, because that's the only place you can find music videos nowadays. If artists were smart they'd abandon MTV in favor of outlets who still program music and show videos like Fuse.
But to digress Miley's advisor is the same dude who ten years earlier convinced Britney Spears to dance onstage with a yellow python. Was it depraved? Yep. Was it shocking? Yep. Did it work in marketing albums? Yep. FYI guess what single is #1 this week? 'Wreckingball' by Miley Cyrus. All of the media concern trolls can consider themselves owned.
Michael Douglas says he got oral cancer... - ..from going downtown on the ladies. Scientists confirmed because HPV which lives in a woman's va jay jay can be transferred to a man's mouth by umm ...well you know. When asked for comment 150 million American men went 'Wait..wha,wha,wha...what!?
We now can confirm what the sound of silence actually sounds like - Brandy Norwood pop star, TV star, and vehicular homicidist was set to stage a massive concert at a 65,000 seat stadium in Cape Town, South Africa. But there was no need for ticket scalpers or camping out the night before tickets went on sale as 40 people...yep 40 (four...zero) showed up. Brandy's PR rep said it was sell out and that many of the fans showed up dressed as yellow seats.
Hey ladies, George Zimmerman is single! - Just for the record if I was on the jury for the Trayvon Martin trial I would have voted Not Guilty for murder BUT Guilty for manslaughter and financially liable to the Martin family. Because while I believe Zimmerman did not intend to kill Martin, he is a knuckle-dragging moron who should be held responsible for his death because didn't listen to directions. And you wonder why Mrs.Zimmerman wants a divorce giving up all that 200 urr 300 urr 350? pounds of man meat.
Charlton Heston only has it partially right about guns themselves don't kill people. Instead idiots with guns often manage to get themselves or other people killed through their careless action. My take on what happened is Zimmerman sees a black kid, assumes he is threat and calls 911. Had he listened to the operator and let police engage Martin none of this tragedy would have happened. Instead Zimmerman engages Martin, starts a fight which he gets the worst of, and in the course of getting his ass whooped shoots Martin. My biggest fear of stand your ground laws is it enables those who think carrying a gun makes them invincible and a license to start looking for trouble. Which doesn't take long because trouble tends to be right around the corner from these people.
White People, LOL - The winner of 2013 Miss America pageant was not the usual Southern debutante with a large set of horse teeth encased in a plastic smile but Nina Davulari an Indian American college student from New York. Statistically speaking whites comprise 66% of the American population and slowly decreasing, so probability dictates there's a 1 in 3 chance of having multi-ethnic beauty queen represent the US. Racists however did not take the news well.
Remember when social media was supposed to create this marketplace of interesting ideas and free thought that would uplift American society to fulfill its lofty goals? Well as Twitter demonstrated that's not happening anytime soon. But what Twitter also shows is that racists sure are dumb.
How the fuck does a foreigner win miss America? She is a Arab! #idiots
— Jake Amick (@jakeamick5) September 16, 2013
And the Arab wins Miss America. Classic.
— POOKIE. (@Granvil_Colt) September 16, 2013
Miss America? You mean Miss 7-11.
— CHEEZ-IT (@JPLman95) September 16, 2013
Sand nigger is up #missamerica
— Chris Black (@ChrisBlack57) September 16, 2013
If you are going to spew vile and vitriol all over the internet at least get your racism straight. Indian is not the same as Arab and Hindu is not the same as Muslim. It would be like calling me a white honkey obscuring the fact I could be a drunken Irishman, angry Scotsman, an English toffee, German sourkraut, or Welsh sheepf**er.
Cats are secretly plotting humanity's demise -
To the untrained eye, cats can sometimes seem like nature's biggest dickheads. I mean they're never excited to see when you get home. You have to come to them not vice versa, and the only want you unless they want something. Well according to British Zoologist John Bradshaw its because cats have only been domesticated for a few thousand years and have not become exclusively vegetarian so they are constantly looking for meat which explains their unexpressive faces and aloofness. Or as the blog Jezebel put more bluntly 'dogs actually get people, whereas cats, for all their purring and biscuit-making, don’t give a fuck about people. They’re cold, calculating predators with visions of offal and bloody meat bits dancing through their heads. Also, since cats can’t taste sweets, they’re pretty much certified evil, a gift of domestic pest control from the bowels of Hell'
Tired of fighting wars over oil? Good news soon humanity will be fighting over something else - Recently the Georgia legislature passed a law asking Congress to move its boundary with Tennessee 1.1 miles to the North giving citing an Colonial era surveying mistake. Obviously Tennessee's governor did not take to kindly to the move seeing this would give Georgia access to the Tennessee River and parts of Chattanooga and threatened to mobilize Nat'l Guard troops to defend it's border. The proposed boundary changes most certainly will never happen, so both states will have to settle their differences as they have the past 100 years in the South through college football.
But it does highlight around the World that the next flashpoints in the coming century will not be over oil but over water. The reason for Georgia's move was they have so badly mismanaged their natural resources that the exploding population of Atlanta and its surrounding suburbs is rapidly exceeding its available water supply. So by getting a foothold on the Tennessee river they would hope divert some of that liquid gold. Which would not bold well for down river communities like Birmingham and Nashville.
To see where a flashpoint could actually explode look halfway across the World to the Aral Sea in the former Soviet Union. At one time the Aral Sea was one of the four largest fresh water lakes in the World (five times the size of Lake Superior). But decades of environmental mismanagement have left just 10% of its original size. Now add 50 million people spread among five former Soviet republics that are so politically unstable it makes a Guns N Roses reunion seem like an Osmond family dinner.
Already two of them Uzbekistan and Krygystan are already quibbling with each other over using the former's use of the Aral Sea for cotton farming. What happens when others Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, and Kalafragalistictan can't agree on the best way to share the last remaining water for their drinking and economic needs?
The Reason why parents should treat their kids well - Following was a real obituary in Reno, NV of Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born 1/4/35 from her surviving children:
Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.China is becoming one big sausagefest - In demography, there is something called the birth sex ratio which is the ratio boys born to girls in a population. A normal sex ratio is roughly 105 boys for every 100 girls born. (Demographers and anthropologists believe boys are weaker at birth and have slightly higher risk of infant mortality so nature compensates) which ensures a society of having equal gender representation for each generation. Though when your single it never seems that way. But what happens when you mess with the natural order of things? Let's check in on the Chinese to find out.
On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.
Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgivable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a "humane society". Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.
Since China instituted the one child policy and preference was given to having boys instead of girls its birth ratio is now 120 boys to 100 girls on average and even more out of whack in rural areas. That translates to China 'missing' 40 to 60 million women which means that same number of men aged 15 to 34 are going to have to get used to finding intimacy from their right hand. How bad is it for strapping young lads in China?
Remember those keg parties back in college when it was just a bunch of dudes mopishly hanging around a ping pong table with only 1 or 2 chicks and they're already taken. That sad scene probably describes the Chinese nightlife scene nowadays. Now some men are literally having to advertise themselves on billboards to potential suitors. This of course has Chinese authorities scared shitless because combined with any increase of unemployment means large group of single men with lots of time on their hands = trouble. This is the stuff revolutions are made of. As Confucius once noted 'When you fuck with the natural way of things, it has a way of fucking with you right back'
George Orwell was only about 29 years off - This summer via whistleblower Edward Snowden the world found out the Nat'l Security Agency (NSA) has the ability to monitor phone calls, e-mails, IM chats, etc. by tapping into the data streams of major telecomm companies which transmit such information.
Initially shock came to most Americans after realizing 'My God you mean the Gov't knows my porn habits, too!?' But seeing as terrorists seem to love gmail and gchat it also seemed like a good way to foil terrorists before they can act. So this leaves most Americans conflicted about whether this is a good idea. Thankfully there is a way for NSA to show at least Congress whether this program really catches terrorists or just an excuse for bored analysts to listen in on some really kinky phone conversations.
And I'll explain......in my next blog post next week....yep I'm a tease.
